| me in the morning: | Nah, I'm not hungry |
| me in the afternoon: | Eh I'll eat later |
| me in the evening: | Oh I haven't eaten yet? Oh...well that sucks |
| me at 3am while the rest of the house is asleep: | LET'S ORDER THREE PIZZAS AND DIP THEM IN CAKE JESUS CHRIST I'M STARVING |